*HGM is Harper, HMM is Hendrix
“One time, when I was a baby, I came out of your tummy and I ran to the bathroom.”
-Hendrix
1/9/19
“I will show you something really interesting.”
-Hendrix
said in his little drunk baby slurry voice
1/3/19
While watching Incredibles 2:
“He has laser eyes! I wish I could do that...”
-Hendrix 12/27/18
Harper- “Scout might have just peed.”
(She picks him up)
“Hmm, penis doesn’t look wet.”
(In her most medical sounding voice.)
-Harper 11/28/18
“One time you told me I didn’t like that song when I was an old man.”
-Hendrix
said indignantly 10/9/18
Bath time convos:
HMM: “Harper you don’t have a penis?”
HGM: “NO! I don’t have a penis.”
HMM: “You just have a bottom? ..........where does the poop come out?”
9/27/2018
“You...are a person...that says no.”
(Said very angrily)
-Hendrix 9/12/18
“I want a trunk like an elephant. I would pick Hendrix up and throw him across the room.”
-Harper 6/22/18
“Ahh! There’s a fly in our house! That’s creepy crawly. Ew!”
-Hendrix 6/15/18
“I wish we were prey not predators.”
Harper 5/27/18
“I want to go to California. It’s over there on Mainstreet.”
5/13/18 Hendrix
We were expecting Pam and JP at the house, when Hendrix asked where they were I said they were on their way. Hendrix then said “No, they in Dixie!”
3/11/18
When Hendrix saw the banana plant had sprouted he exclaimed "It came back up! It is a summer's day!" 2/28/18
“I think I’ve changed a little bit. I used to care about what people think about me but now I don’t.”
-Harper 12/27/17
(While watching the tv show Mighty Machines) “I wanna go to that air show. I wanna ride on that big big plane.” -Hendrix 12/11/17
“Did you know seals pass gas when they poop? That’s why brown stuff comes out of their bottom. And it stinks.”
-Harper 12/9/17
Hendrix is playing with Legos and holds up a tower to show me. “This is a rocket, don’t mess it up.” 11/19/17
Me to Hendrix: "who's Mama's baby?"
Hendrix: "Daddy!"
When discussing the hurricane with Harper and she found out it wouldn't flood our house.
"Aw, you mean we can't go swimming in our house?"
Harper 9/5/17
"Sometimes I wish he would use his mind."
Harper 9/4/17
(To Hendrix)
"Do you want to do shake the baby?"
Harper 8/12/17
"HENDRIX PULLED DOWN MY PANTS AND SPANKED ME!"
Harper 8/12/17
"Where my heart?"
-Hendrix 8/11/17
After Hendrix bit Harper on the nipple:
Harper, through tears: "What if a baby wanted to drink from my nipple and couldn't because it was injured!"
7/24/17
"Hendrix stop it! You're breaking my soul open!"
Harper 7/14/17
"Let's name that area where it always floods "lil' ditch".
Harper 6/20/17
"I take Saturday and Sunday as time with my family not my friends. Now that I'm in Kindergarten I don't get to spend as much time with my family. I need some advise."
(She said advise not advice! Not a typo!)
Harper 5/20/17
"I just invented a new dance! The double dab!"
Harper, 4/21/17
"This is the best day ever! I'm going to cry I'm so happy!"
(When she found out we got the house we put an offer on!) 3/20/17
Harper, regarding making a decision to purchase a home: "we could look for something not a house. Like a cabin or stable or something." March 2017
"Nothing's uh oh Hendrix. You're just a baby, remember?" Harper 3/16/17
"Mom, you're the best mom. God didn't make a mistake giving me to you...even though things get a little crazy around here." Harper 2/4/17
2/3/17
Harper: "I don't like our new president. He put Groundhog day on a school day."
"Let's play London Bridge. You two be the bridge. I'll be London." Harper, 1/24/17
"I don't think cats pass gas." Harper, 1/10/17
"Let's pretend we're making Legos for children who can't see."
"Lots of people think asteroids killed the dinosaurs. It's a common theory." -HGM
(12/29/16)
Harper likes to watch Bob Ross on Netflix. She just asked "Can we watch John the painter?" And I said "you mean Bob Ross?" To which she replied "yes. That name is hard to remember, how did his parents remember?" 😂She is now referring to him as "BraBra"
-Harper, 2016
-Harper, 2016
Harper commenting on the House Hunters show: "Look, they're eating cupcakes at the Jesus cupcake factory."
-Harper, 2016
-Harper, 2016
Harper made up songs for Hendrix and Toby:
"Hendrix has big feet and he has a big head and he really likes to eat."
"Toby is a yellow dog who is so sweet, he is a lab and he likes to lick his feet!"
-Harper, 2016
-Harper, 2016
"Europe is another country. All these people are from Europe. Europe is not in the United States." (Watching the Olympics)
-Harper, 2016
-Harper, 2016
"He's half naked. I guess to show his muscles." (While watching men's gymnastics).
-Harper, 2016
-Harper, 2016
"At my table there are 2 boys and 2 girls. I am one of the girls."
-Harper, 2016
-Harper, 2016
