1) Harper (talking about her stuffed animal lizard): "Pasquale wakes up when the sun rises to the glory of the day".
Seriously guys, I have never in my life used the phrase "glory of the day" although it has a nice ring to it. She has said this phrase about the sun rise several times since then, too!
2) "English alumni"
(!?!?!?!?)
3) While jumping in the bounce house at her school's fall festival (I have a picture of the exact moment she said this, too!) "I rockin' out!".
4) While pretending to cook in her pretend "restaraunt": "Would you like a carrot or a mushroom mama?" Me: I would like a carrot. HG: "We don't have carrots or mushrooms. You would like an orange." Sadly, some fast food places often make me feel like this!!!
5) "What are taxes for?"....no comment little one!